This morning CNN had a link to Bret Michaels which has forced me to rethink my position on The Doo Rag. That man is SEXY! I mean lets call a spade a spade – he is HOT. Not in my normal Michael Buble sort of a way (and he is seriously delish) but in a sort of hubba hubba do bad things to me kind of a way. www.bretmichaels.com
I can see with total clarity my mother’s reaction to this:
“KELLY LYNNNNNNNNN ….you cannot mean that.” GASP…. GASP again…. Chest clutch….. raising head to God with a silent prayer so he may save her wanton daughter.
“Kelly…that….that man is … he is…just..… just filthy I tell you.. He just needs a bath…. Just nasty…… I bet he does…….. drugs.” (the last word in the hushed Southern Belle whisper that makes it all okay to say).
“Mom I think you can bank on that one.”
“Kelly please tell me you are not thinking of..of…of… dating that…that… oh…him”.
“That’s it Mom — you have cracked my master plan. His family will be very upset.“
“I have to go Kelly”
“I am calling my Sunday School leader…. I am adding you to the prayer list. What do you all do in that…that… Denver? I really think you should go to Church”
And if you are hot enough to pull off the Doo Rag, you are also well equipped should you encounter a snake while hiking or shopping at The Target.