Okay I will admit it… I do not get Twitter. What do you write on there? Is it like Facebook where people write when they pee or eat an apple. Honest to God – WHO CARES?
And what does it mean if you are being followed – are they stalking? Bored? Retarded?
I have had a few notices that people are following me. I can’t help thinking you must be a real loser – because I am pretty much easy to find… just here living the glamorous life, trying to find my watch under the spaghetti.
Then I have seen people with 965 followers….. what… are you like a cult leader or something? Do you have special outfits or a secret handshake?
And how do you know you are a successful tweeter (or is it tweetor?) Do you get a prize or recognition from the Governor? Maybe you will be the Tweetmaster or the King of Tweetyville or better yet free passes (plus parking and food) to Disneyworld or the ultimate … a $5,000.00 gift card at Nordstrom’s.
ACCKKKKK! I AM SO IN!