Does this sound like a good scent for a Yankee candle?
No it does not.
Does it sound like a good flavor for a coffee creamer?
Not it does not.
What about a linen spray?
What it does sound like is something you might find in your carpet after a rowdy frat party.
Is the flavor…
My brilliant pharmacist chose to put in my 2 year olds medicine.
Care to guess how this ended up?
Mommy saturated in a white heinous smelling concoction.
Eyelashes tipped in sticky goo.
Spoon sticking out of adjacent potted plant
Creamy mess in a swirly design on the pottery barn table I paid way too much for.
(They really think highly of their merchandise)
It looked a little something like this:
This prompted a visit to the Walgreens. Citrus Caramel in hand…
And I said to the dude.
“Have you not heard of Strawberry?”