Okay, what is the deal with the juice box?
Okay honestly I don’t buy a lot of them …
For a variety of reasons.
They are kind of wasteful I think. I mean you can’t refill them.
There is hardly enough juice in them (like 3 ounces) to even dampen your tongue.
So in order to really satisfy a child (which is an unrealistic feat anyway)
You have to open three in rapid succession.
It is square.
Is your palm square?
No it is not.
Do you think a toddler’s little paw is square?
It’s a round little rubbery clumsy thing.
And it’s squishy…
I mean one could squeeze and it’s all over. SPLAT! You are wearing the juice of the day.
sort of an errant water hose aimlessly hitting all who get in it’s way.
You can put something around it – so kids can hold it…
And drink out of it…
The sippy mug?
in your pantry.
Does this not seem strange to you? That someone would design a juice box…
Requires another device to make it usable?
Looks exactly like the sippy mug your kids already have???
So this is right up there with the Flatulence Deodorizer.
I shit you not
This superior invention…
is a pad to be worn by a user for absorbing gas due to flatulence…
and it has a patent.
On a fart detector.
Oh My GOD!
I should patent my nose.
Just like the juice box older.
Nice work people.