So we know Sandra Lee right?
Semi Homemade and all that.
And The Food Network lush.
I happened to catch her on the stair stepper this week.
She was making a fabulous Christmas meal…
And of course the accompanying tablescape
That girl loves herself a tablescape.
And she is so matchy matchy
You know what I mean?
Like the table matches the cocktail
matches the food color
matches her clothes
matches the cocktail.
And then the tree.
Sandy made a special Christmas tree.
The cocktail tree
I am serious
The tree was decorated with cocktail glasses – ALL over it.
From top to bottom.
Even the nutcracker had his own special cocktail.
I mean what prompted this?
Was she just sitting around drinking?
Too intoxicated to get up and put her drink away.
So she threw it in the Christmas tree.
Sandy thinks well that is just a damn fine idea for a Christmas tree.
Because nothing says Happy Birthday Jesus
like a cocktail Christmas tree
Maybe next year we will take it back to the trailer park with a beer can tree.
I’t’s a must see.
It just is.
And if you have 500 wine glasses…
you can whip this tree up in nothing flat.