During this holiday season of treats and crap food
I am trying to be really good about being healthy
eating more salads
and Kale (I can ALWAYS find this in the grocery store because no one else eats this nasty vegetable).
And then the gym
I joined the Jewish Community Center.
and yes I stick out like a sore thumb
when I drive in with my reindeer ears and reindeer nose.
The JCC is not the most intense gym I have ever been to
but it was cheaper and
cheap these days.
They are also not quite as “current” on exercise trends
As is evidenced by their latest fitness model
She is trapped 1980
Is hyper extending her left leg
then places a 5 pound weight on her knee to ensure future surgery
appears to be double jointed
looks like a direct descendant of Jany Seymour
(can you say hairstyle?)
And all the while
what looks to be a COWL neck
to the gym.
This has totally firmed up my desire to change gyms
because I can’t strike this pose voluntarily..,.
and I don’t have a summer cowl neck…
which is surprising …
given my love for the sleeveless turtleneck.
And I hear…
that she is teaching jazzercise on Sundays
while wearing leg warmers
and to tunes from the Bee Gees.