What in the hell?
Is the deal with Silly bandz?
I mean its madness.
I do not get this at all.
My daughters got some for Christmas.
From their aunt…
I’ll deal with her later…
I know where she lives.
Would you like to know what they are good for?
(and yes I know I ended a sentence with a preposition… I meant to)
I am so glad you asked.
Clogging a vacuum.
Getting wrapped around a bathroom drain.
Acting as a cat play toy (partial value here).
Causing fights because your sister has a pink Dora band and you have a green boots band.
Firing at your 3 ½ year old neighbor.
The one who just took your baby doll.
Taking all your mama’s money.
Cutting off your circulation.
When you put 8 of them on your wrist.
If left near the furnace
Which later cannot be removed from the carpet.
Or in the dryer
When your four year old leaves them in her jeans pocket.
They could be used to close a bag of chips…
Your toddler would allow you to use them.
She will not.
“Because…you gonna breaks dem Mommy”
I don’t mean to pop anyone’s bubble here but…
They are in fact…
Glorified rubber bands in odd shapes that someone in China is making…
All the while laughing their asses off…
Thinking what a bunch of idiots we are.
They are right.
I am not alone here.
Even Doogie Howser agrees with me
And he is super smart.
I mean he was a doctor at like 16
These “bandz” rank right up there with Justin Bieber and 3D shows.
I mean why why why?
do we need either one of these.
Justin is just a little bit irritating…
he just is.
Do I really need to see body parts blown up in 3D?
or Barney? EWWWWW!
(Not sure which of those is the scariest)
value I could see in 3D is: