At the doctor AGAIN
Fourth time in as many weeks.
And I complain to the nurse.
About the temperature taking.
She is sympathetic…
Or a good actress.
“Oh I know these can be tricky”
But there she goes
“Oh honey… just a quick buzz in your wittle ear”
Just like that?
I tried this 23 times last night.
Apparently you have to be wearing a smock with ducks on it.
And ugly shoes.
To get the thing to work.
“Amy seriously how did you do that?”
“I really struggled to get her temperature last night.
Every time I took it, the reading was different.””
“Oh don’t feel bad that happens to all of us all the time”
You mean it doesn’t work for you either???
You are a medical professional.
With initials after your name.
Licensed Practical Nurse… right?
That means you are supposed to be smart.
And knowledgeable on medical stuff…
I have an excuse.
I trust you with my kids.
As I semi-stomp out.
How much do I pay these people?
To be basically as inept as me.
Little Pretty Nitwit…
With UGLY shoes.
Knowing my boots look goooood…