In case you didn’t know Neck-ed is Southern for Naked
And the reason that comes to mind is because
I like yoga
This weekend I was searching for free yoga classes online.
Because I like free things.
And I came across something truly frightening.
Quite by accident.
There were neck-ed people on the screen doing yoga!
ON THE COMPUTER.
Looked like an orgy to me but…
I can honestly say…
I can think of no one I would like to see doing yoga nude…
There really is no way to be attractive in neck-ed yoga.
There is clearly nothing there to cover your imperfections
And Lord knows we have more of those as we age.
And isn’t the yoga pant half of the draw of the class?
Can you imagine?
Being in a neck-ed yoga class?
And being in the last row of neck-ed down dogs
Then what if they flip the dog.
And please please please whatever you do…
do happy baby pose.