Pink Diamonds and the Big O?

08 Apr

Stealing a moment… just a quick trip to Nordstrom.

Out of lip gloss…

Laura Mercier Pink Diamonds and Nars Orgasm.

Their best sellers.




Straight away.


I only need two things…

only these two.


“May I help you miss?”

A dapper young man clad all in black.

and more eyeliner than I will ever own.


I love him!

Anyone who calls me miss…

Especially when I am 20 years their senior.





I need…


Pink Diamonds…


And an Orgasm.”



If that don’t sum it all up!

I mean does a girl really need anything else?


And I am not sure who laughed harder…


Or my new friend Sephora friend Stephan.










1 Comment

Posted by on April 8, 2011 in Uncategorized


One response to “Pink Diamonds and the Big O?

  1. Swati

    April 9, 2011 at 7:19 am

    Just ummm wondering if you got the Orgasm? I hate it when I don’t know how a good tale ends.


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