The Raccoon?

13 Apr

The ride to school is quite a chatty jaunt

All from the four year old

Because the two year old cannot get a word in.


“Mommy, Roman said he’s gonna marry me.”

“Mommy… Jimmy said you have crazy hair some days”

I don’t like that kid anyway…

And don’t get me started on his mom’s hair…


“Mommy… I just blew bubbles with my butt”

Classy girl I am raising.

“Mommy! Carson picks his nose and eats his boogers… it gross”

“Mommy…I need you a get me some new sparkle shoes…”

“Mommy…I want to buy a dog”


I swear…

it is about a 20 minute drive and 19 ½ minutes of Landon air time.

Sweet Lord…

That girl can talk.


So today…

“Mommy… you need a see our raccoon”



“Mommy I be so serious”

What in the hell is she talking about?



da raccoon is so berry cute…

both of dem”


They have a raccoon at school?

Two of them??


Pulling me down the hall…

We must see the raccoons…


Then I will have a chat with the teacher about the germs they carry

how they are ensuring the children are safe…

and why they can’t just get a goldfish.





Da raccoon is so cute.



it a butterfly now.


Oh! I see

The “raccoon”?

is (or was now) a cocoon…


I don’t have the heart to tell her.

Because she is so excited over the butterfly…

And it is just so damn cute…














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One response to “The Raccoon?

  1. Shannon

    April 14, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Oh my lord. Is it a first child thing? Jackson is the exact same way. It’s all stream of consciousness, what I also like to call the verbal vomit. And he wants me to respond to all of it, which most is not response worthy. Jonah, however, doesn’t like to not have his random thoughts heard, so when his brother is going non-stop, he will, quite loudly, say something like, “LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA” It’s really fabulous. So glad to know you’re in the same boat as me. 🙂


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