Daylight savings time sucks…
It just does.
And for you outdoorsy types
wanting to go for a run after 7 p.m.
They may treadmills for that sort of thing.
Daylight savings time brings nothing but trouble
First of all you lose one hour of sleep that first night
ONE WHOLE HOUR
To a mother of small children…
You might was well cut off my right hand.
Then the kids are off the rest of the next day
Probably won’t nap…
But the worst part happens at night…
5:20 p.m. pick up small children
But consider others if they are more well behaved.
5:30 p.m. in carseats locked and loaded.
Let the food fight begin!
“Mom she has more pretzels than me…
She has tree more dan me”
Landon apparently has Savant-like abilities when it comes to pretzel counting.
Eibapag gabba gibba blat! MINE MINE MINE
Is all I can make out of Tenny’s rant.
Resolved with graceful Mommy arm sweep to the back.
Much like an elephant grabbing his nuts…
Peanuts – I guess I should say.
Have in hand extra three pretzels.
Arriving home at 5:50 p.m.
Quickly running in lowering all blinds…
In an effort to block the searing SUN…
Trying to create a calm and sleep inducing environment.
Even though the damn daylight savings sun is illuminating the now closed blinds like the 4th of July fireworks display.
Fire up the microwave…
Zap that healthy meal…
In 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
The lights are off.
No need to see the dirt…
I will just assume it is everywhere.
“Mommy why you has da lights off?”
Yeah… that ought to work.
The place is in lockdown.
Brusha brusha brusha
“Time for bed girls!”
Yeehaw for me!!
“Landon I said it is time for bed”
“But Mommy… it not dark yet… it not night night time”
As she walks to the window…
“DO NOT TOUCH THAT WINDOW”
Sweet Lord above DO NOT let her see the light.
But she is quick.
Am tired from all my chores.
“Mommy…it be so light… see?
It time to play”
DAMN THAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!