Do not eat a lot of candy.
My daughter had some milk duds.
So she shared one with me.
Except for germs
And my lip gloss.
It was so yummy.
Brought me back to my childhood
And my husky jeans.
They have nuts in them now.
I had no idea.
There was pain.
Twas not a nut
But my crown.
The one now in my hand.
Is beside herself.
Da toothfairy is gonna comes and gives a present.”
Yes a big fat dental bill.
“this is actually a crown”
“why do you have a crown Mommy?
It doesn’t look like a crown to me Mommy.”
How do you explain poor dental hygiene to a 5 year old?
I cannot believe this.
One little caramelly indiscretion!
I cannot deal with all of this
And retire early.
I awaken to squeals…
“what did you gets from da toothfairy?”
Landon is devastated when she lifts my pillow to find?
Or toy of any sort.
“Mommy…What did you do with your King?”
….ah he has …like…left the building.
She stands there…
Staring at my mouth.
Looking for my “king”
And I had a wonderful chuckle the entire day.