with 2 girls
Are nothing short of madness.
I have found the solution
The Mommy savior.
may be the single best invention for motherhood…
I find they are just a tad better when heated.
Just a bit more gooey
Tuesday morning I toasted them
for my girls.
I am a giver.
I toasted a tad too much.
Were like bricks.
I didn’t not realize the cooking faux pas
we were en route
I heard Tennyson crunching,
wondering if she had sneaked in some potato chips.
Then Landon’s yelp in pain,
from the impact to her teeth.
How hard is it to defrost 2 crustables?
I am beating myself up
Feeling like a really shitty mother.
as I tear my own personal Luna bar in half…
for the girls to share
And then chuck the crustable brick out the window.
Thinking a hungry squirrel could probably drill down in to it.
Only to hit a poor bird and I think?
Render him unconscious.