Oh the drama.
I wants a get my ears pierced.”
“I wants to get dem pierced
(of 3 hours) …
Has her ears pierced.”
Damn Briana’s Mom.
“Honey you are too young.”
“I am not…
I am so brave
All of da time.”
“Were you brave when you screamed and hid under you bed?”
Dat is not nice.
Dat bug was so big.”
“Honey it was a moth,
“They are gray butterflies.”
Dey eat peoples clothes,
“well they don’t do it when people are still wearing them.”
“Mommy you don’t know .”
“But Mommy I really needs a have my ears pierced…
To be beauTEEful.”
Honestly, this went on for 43 minutes…
Hands in the air for God’s help
General Scarlet behavior.
I tell you the girl is not ready
She is annoyed that she has to do “everyting”
Making her bed
Carrying her plate to the kitchen.
Brushing her own teeth.
Such a mean Mommy
I tried this angle:
“Landon it is painful…
You will cry
It will get infected
Your ear will fall off
And then your head will be on crooked.
I used science.
“Landon, your ear lapnia is not matured yet.”
“Your ear lapnia…
Right there at the bottom,
Of your ear.
As you age that lapnia, or fatty tissue, increases in size.
It acts as a buffer to pain,
And cushion to fashion earrings.”
I have to look away at this point,
Because this is such a load of bullshit.
Mom, do you think my lapnia will be ready when I am 7?”
“Well, let’s check then.”
can I watch Doc McStuffins on your IPAD.”