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I pray she is not psychic.

10 Sep

“Mommy…”

“Yes”

“I have a boyfriend,

his name is Joaquin,

he likes me.”

 

She?

is 6

Damnit.

 

“Oh…

I think I would like to meet his parents.”

“NO!

He likes me

But wants to keep it quiet.”

 

What the hell?

Is he married?

 

Walking out…

pondering what this declaration means.

 

“MOMMY!”

“What?”

“I think you are going to get a boyfriend and get married too.”

“OH?

What does he look like?”

“He has a mohawk.”

 

 

ACCCK!   BLATT!   ICK!

Say it ain’t so.

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Posted by on September 10, 2013 in Misbehaving, Parenthood, Parenting

 

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