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What did she just say?

09 Oct

There are times,

as a parent,

when your children,

do something

say something

so funny…

You have to stop.

Stop cooking dinner,

Stop shopping folding clothes,

Stop fussing because you just stepped…

on the third lite brite peg,

in one hour

(MOTHER OF GOD that hurts)

 

I will share a few of our recent ones:

 

Tennyson has been sick…

running a fever,

overall punk.

Shuffling in…

damp from sweat,

she proclaims:

“MOM!… my fever just cracked.”

 

It is Tennyson’s bath time…

I walk in behind her…

to ensure?

she does not use all 12 ounces,

of Johnson’s Baby shampoo,

tonight.

She turns to me and says:

“Mom…

I needs a private seat.”

(a.k.a. privacy).

 

Landon is looking through my Nordstom catalog.

My NIRVANA

Lingerie section…

“Mom?”

“yes honey?”

“Here are some nice boob holders for you.”

 

BLAT!

SPIT!

OMG!

 

 

 

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Posted by on October 9, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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