The Boyfriend

10 Feb




“Yes Tenny?”


“I has a new boyfriend.”


“You do?  Who is it?”


“Justin Beaver”


“Justin Bieber?

Are you serious?

He is a trainwreck honey.”

“I loves him Mommy…

you so mean to me”


“Honey really?

can’t we pick a better choice?

what about Sam in your class?”


“No I WANT Justin Beaver!

Can I send him a card?

Tells him I loves him?

How I do dat?”


“Well Mommy will have to look up his address in jail?”



LANDON… Mommy put Justin Beaver in jail.”

But Mom... I loves him.

But Mom… I loves him.

Good Lord.


100 years ago when I was in love with Donny Osmond,

you didn’t worry about this crap.

Only a possible fight over hair products and bell bottoms.



1 Comment

Posted by on February 10, 2014 in Parenthood, Parenting


One response to “The Boyfriend

  1. brian

    February 11, 2014 at 2:31 am

    So funny as far as Justin “Beaver”. You are correct he is a trainwreck, sadly what iidiots like hin do is actually news that is on CNN these days and not just entertainment.
    He was born and raised about an hour from where I am, and there is another trainwreck who runs my city……Rob Ford.
    I guess it’s fair to say my city and area is now on the map, not in a good way.


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