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Vitamin D

26 Feb
Are you aware "mother" that the sun has powerful growth properties?

Are you aware “mother” that the sun has powerful growth properties?

“MOM!”

    “Yes?”

 “Did you know that the sun is good for you?

It has bunches of Vitamins,

like D”

 

 “I did know that”

so glad she is paying attention at school

 

“Mom, you must have been inside for a while.”

 

 

 “What!”

 

“I mean you hasn’t had much sun,

because you are not big.”

 

“I beg your pardon.

I am 5’3″

That is petite-ish”

 

“Mom,

I am jis sayin’

All the other dads are bigger than  you

And most of the moms!”

 

Hmpf!

 

“Well!”

Honey do you know what that means?

 

“no?”

 

“Your mother is here to tell you.

It merely means…”

 

hand on hip

pivot

and

turn

 

“That they will have farther to fall when they trip on your toys.”

 

toy mess2

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1 Comment

Posted by on February 26, 2014 in Misbehaving, Parenthood, Parenting, Uncategorized

 

One response to “Vitamin D

  1. swati

    February 27, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    Lol that’s right Mama! (Also like how youre compared to dads first!!)

     

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