Me, Mama, Mommy, Ma’am, Mzzzz. Ozley, Kelly, Kel (which I hate from strangers) — these are all me. I have been called many things, but of late mostly The General of this ship, the SS Drive me Crazy. I have to wrangle up all these critters and try to keep some bit of order in this otherwise chaotic life (that I LOVE).
Landon –#1 daughter. If she were going to be an actress, I can totally see her as Bette Midler, start the party now… I’m here. Very sweet, very sensitive, very sly. 7 years old. I see Landon running an ad agency or some large marketing company one day (God help anyone who gets in the way).
Tennyson — #2 daughter. New to our team since May 2010. She is a slippery little sucker — quick and ALWAYS in to something (usually fragile and expensive). I believe she will be quietly headstrong. I see her running some large arts oriented company in her long curls and bohemian skirt one day. She is … Lord give me strength. I see her as Barbara Hershey opposite my little Bette.
Clyde — he is the Alpha Cat. He is 13 and weighs 19 pounds. That is not a typo (although given the hectic nature of this house, you will see plenty out here… bank on it). If Clyde were to play hockey he would be the puck. Not a lot of quick movements with him (unless there is a loud noise). Lovable and fluffy. Clyde passed away in April 2013. I was/am devastated. He was a dog cat – meaning a big maine coon. I loved that boy.
Clooney is our second cat. She has been known to get her head caught in a tissue box (repeatedly). She is named after the super divine Mr. George Clooney… and because Clooney and Clyde sounds very cute together.
George is our newest addition. Gray Maine Coone — very handsome — just ask him.
And if you are paying attention, that means I have George Clooney… at least in feline form. I figure that is the closest I will get.